so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Towns Built: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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