so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Emeralds Found: 5100 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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