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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 226
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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