so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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