so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 868769
Secret Passages Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 222
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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