so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Enchantments Applied: 181
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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