so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Towns Built: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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