Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!

    InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!

    InstaCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server IP play.myinstacraft.com
    Website MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap Explore the Map
    Discord Join us on Discord

    What’s New

    Brand-New Market Unveiled!

    About Us

    Features

    • Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    • Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    • Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    • Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    • Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

    Who We Are

    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with mods? No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages.
    How do I report a player for cheating? You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system.
    Are there any server events? Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 New Chunks Explored: 277893
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Ranma’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Ranma’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of wooden shovels!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, talking sheep, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience Minecraft like never before? The reboot will never reach these heights, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Hire Fans Minecraft SMP

    Hire Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ores Mined: 2608 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

    MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

    Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

    So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mom’s House Daycare

    Mom’s House Daycare
    Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

    So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2889

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftChat SMP

    MineCraftChat SMP
    Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBodsMC

    BlockyBodsMC
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HamasGriefersGoneWild

    HamasGriefersGoneWild
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

    Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

    So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

    TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

    but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

    and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 345
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • cocoa survival server

    cocoa survival server

    Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Alien Abductions: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TransfemMC

    TransfemMC

    We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

    Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

    Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

    Features:

    Feature Description
    Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration
    World Map Dynmap
    Bedrock support Geyser
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks
    KeepInventory Optional per player
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting +Gradients!
    Brewery Just a treat!
    Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Emeralds Found: 8655
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4269
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

    Happy Millennial Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

    Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

    Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

    First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 259 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

    RoomLockOut Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

    With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

    Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY