Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 953730 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7198 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!
But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!
But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.
So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6015 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2726 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.
So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.
And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
