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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4749 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.