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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5847 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.