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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2033 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3153 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.