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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2623 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7061 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.