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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1278 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.