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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2788 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 536 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.