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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5080 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.