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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5802 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.