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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4655 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 63849 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.