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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8523 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 484582 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.