MidNight Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
New Chunks Explored:	193591	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	3802
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Animals Bred:	153
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640
Towns Built:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9408	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	349148

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1