MidCrisis Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic biomes and lackluster builds? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save you from your mid-year crisis!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly witch named Mildred.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the craziest Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let your mid-year crisis be a thing of the past!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Towns Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3836	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	8690
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1745

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3794	Star Shards Collected:	82
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8881
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.