Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Farms Harvested: 433
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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