Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Crops Grown: 2917
Buildings Constructed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1015
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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