Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Potions Brewed: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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