Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Farms Harvested: 833 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Divine Spears Created: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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