so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Towns Built: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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