so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Animals Bred: 181 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Mines Excavated: 1660 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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