so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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