so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 New Chunks Explored: 971579
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Emeralds Found: 390
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6567
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 5964 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 216
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2430 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2383
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Crops Grown: 6662
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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