so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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