so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 156

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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