so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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