so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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