so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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