Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sleepy Steve’s Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Steve’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even have time to sleep! Who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers all night long?

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pay Piggies Minecraft SMP Beta Cucks

    Pay Piggies Minecraft SMP Beta Cucks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! We’ve got pay piggies, betas, and sicko cucks all looking to chat and have a good time. And if you’re into lolis, well, we’ve got that too (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Mana Transfer Minecraft Server

    Mana Transfer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where magical girls run rampant and mana transferring is the norm!

    Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP

    Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable fashion choices! We have Charlottee, the queen bee of the server who is constantly changing her look to keep things interesting. One day she’s rocking a mole under her lip and massive fake tits, the next she’s gone all natural with a boring medium size. Who knows what she’ll do next! Will she start wearing a clown suit or dye her hair neon green? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. You won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Potions Brewed: 104
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server

    Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at the mysterious and wacky land of /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a room dedicated to the queen of /b/ herself! She rules with an iron fist and a diamond sword, so watch out! But that’s not all, folks. We also have a room called #TheBallDrainer, where you can test your skills in draining balls… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right. Drain balls like never before in this exhilarating challenge! So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The All the Way Minecraft SMP

    The All the Way Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!

    And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

    Anti Depressants Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

    My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

    Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

    Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

    Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement
    Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

    Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

    Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WokeCraft Minecraft Server

    WokeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

    But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

    So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

    Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

    Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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