Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1974 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9218 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3441 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
