Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4542 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8483 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6303 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5576 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5176 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
