Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
Divine Spears Created: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Potions Brewed: 56
    Alien Abductions: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Farms Harvested: 105 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 347

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Void Gems Collected: 27
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Gods Slained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Crops Grown: 4743 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Emeralds Found: 6102 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5572
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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