| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 118512 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 169 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
