Mc.performium.co | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	2460
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Votes:	6613
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3534	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Farms Harvested:	567	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mines Excavated:	1002
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6490	Emeralds Found:	7408
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	176	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	144206
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5238
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	3130
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Votes:	227	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9022
Emeralds Found:	7268	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0