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BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	6089
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2027	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	9206
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	2834
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	209	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3564
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchantments Applied:	190
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.