| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.
With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
