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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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