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HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7616
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	110
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1958
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	361
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1