so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4044 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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