MartianKidneySurvivors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2223	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	3951	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	98866
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	460912	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15