MartianKidneySurvivors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	281
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6001	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2509	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Animals Bred:	147
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7938
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	2123	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Potions Brewed:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1