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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1463 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8926 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.