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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5502 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1254 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8370 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.