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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
